“CV Upgrade”

From the series “Diary Of An Unemployed Youth”

CV upgrades and recycled cover letter
Plus strong faith to get a job with a good pay
Acting nice maybe someone will favor me with an offer letter
or connect me to a recruiter for a miracle day

Different job platforms joined daily
Both on websites and social media
Unending job application yet unlucky
Those jobs must have been fabricated, Haba!

In fact, these job ads must be fake
Or could it be that I apply late?
Upgraded CV and cover letter inclusive
Yet not even a rejection mail received

Could it be the CV is not well written?
Maybe the salutation should be “dear recruiter”
Not dear sir/madam or something
Maybe village people are following me

I will borrow more money and pay a better cv upgrader
Then I’ll take it to church for a pastoral blessing
Then fast and pray back to back
Then I’ll add ‘in Jesus name’ after the closing remark
So that divine favor will speak for me.